I moved over the weekend. So here's a new ongoing series:
Things I won't miss about living in the Mt. Vernon Apartment: Today, I was accosted (that's bad, right? because it wasn't bad, just annoying) by a panhandler who said, "How about helping out a Led Zeppelin asshole with a dollar or two." I said, "I hate Led Zeppelin" and kept walking. He followed that by listing off other band names, hoping to strike the right chord [ha??]. Pink Floyd, Aerosmith, The Moody Blues...he continued until I was out of earshot, but in my dreamworld, he's still going.
Thing I'll miss about living in the Mt. Vernon Apartment: Going home to shave at lunchtime.
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