Hello.
Today, I inadvertently began a new approach to handling panhandlers, specifically those of the pseudo-well-off hustling variety.
As I left Subway, a nicely dressed man with sunglasses asked me "Hey bro, you got some change for me?"
To which I responded, "Sorry guy."
To which he replied, "Ass hat."
Further along on my walk, a slightly more shambly, but still hustly, guy asked, "Hey my man, you got a little change?"
"Sorry guy."
"Thanks a lot, you [couldn't understand]"
People hate being called "guy."
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