Before running off to a little dinner party, I stopped in the local liquor store to buy some bottles of something. The store's stock boy opened the door for me as a Sammy Hagar-ish type song started playing over the store radio. I said thanks and I thought that I was probably done with him. I picked out my beer, and headed to the register. I walked past the stock boy again, but I didn't make eye contact with him. After I had passed him, he said [to me?] "I think this was in a Blue Angels thing." I don't know who he was talking too, but I was determined to have it not be so I ignored it. I continued with my transaction. Thirty seconds later, another guy came in and before he even got over the threshold, the stock boy said, "Yeah. This was definitely in a Blue Angels thing." This time, he was definitely talking to the new guy, but the new guy ignored him as I did.
Here's your quiz:
- What sort of "thing" do the Blue Angels do? Are they the flip-floppy plane guys?
- Was it really Sammy Hagar?
- Was he talking to me?
- Why did he start that conversation with the other guy as if they had been talking about it previously?
- Why did the other guy just ignore him?
- Before I arrived, why was the stock boy standing halfway outside of the store trying to catch the rain?
- Was this in a Blue Angels thing?
3 comments:
I bet the next guy had the EXACT same blog entry, but used the "guy before" instead.
I think YOU'RE in a Blue Angels thing.
Do you still have that SNL book? Go to page 510 and read the Chris Kattan paragraph. Eerie, man...eerie.
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